Thursday, May 09, 2024

Tonight: Michael Keith at the Virtual Dire Literary Series


Hosted by Timothy Gager. Click here to join the group and get information on how to join the call.

And don't forget to visit the author's website.


It's That Time of Year Again

Banner:Happy Birthday Margaret (and chad)

Here Today

Too far gone for tomorrow. Not a good picture day. Need a haircut.


Holy Mother

Here's James Van Looy's latest poem column. Read It's All One Thing at Oddball Magazine. 

Happy Birthday, Renuka Raghavan

Check out her work. 

Happy Birthday, Bil Lewis

 


Mark Lipman Features at Stone Soup Poetry, 5-8-24

From this week's online gathering. Support Mark through his publishing company, Vagabond.

 

 


Goodbye for Now

 
 
Mark Lipan gave us an amazing feature for Stone Soup's fifty-third. He'll be back, and soon I hope. Until then, you can support Mark by checking out the Vagabond website. Join us next week for C.C. Arshagra's return to the spotlight (more info coming on the Stone Soup website).

Wednesday, May 08, 2024

The Hour Has Almost Come

Mark Lipman is featuring tonight at Stone Soup Poetry. I'm expecting some friends tonight. I hope that includes you.

Resolving to be Less of a Mall Flower

 

The Chad Parenteau's Lost Causes newsletter for May 8 is up now at Substack.

 

Those Mornings...

You know, those mornings when you're running late, finally get in and five hours into your shift someone comes in and says, "Oh, you're here? We had fifteen people for you but you weren't around at 8:25 so we wrote you off as either kidnapped or huffing paint at home!"

Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

Simple

Poetry by Roberta Francis and artwork by Ira Joel Haber close out our Wednesday at Oddball Magazine. Thanks for reading us today.


High Hopes

Hoping to have more up related to Stone Soup before today is over.


A Moment

Happy to have a photography with poem by Oddball newcomer Selena Thomas. Another Wednesday is underway over at Oddball Magazine. 


Stone Soup's Anniversary Month Continues

Be with us tonight as Mark Lipman features at Stone Soup Poetry.

Flyer: Mark Lipman Makes it  May Day All Over Again - Stone Soup Poetry Continues its anniversary month with special feature Mark Lipman - Wednesday, May 8, 2024 7:00-9:00 P.M. ET - Open mic included! Donations appreciated! - Visit https://stonesouppoetry.blogspot.com/ for the Zoom link

A Moment of Comics

An iconic "Peanuts" Mother's Day strip featuring Good ol' Woodstock and one of his many futile attempts to see his mom. Hope your Mother's Day weekend goes better.


American Haiku: Plot Synopsis

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 
 
 

American Haiku: Plot Synopsis
 
Porn star sexes Trump
who goes on to rule the world.
Most boring porno ever...

It’s Arrived!

Got my copy of How Else Can We Know What’s Beautiful by Margaret Young. You can grab her new collection today at the Main Street Rag bookstore. 


Your Wednesday Morning Poetry


Thanks to the Poetry Foundation for giving an online home to Noor Hindi's iconic poem, "Fuck Your Lecture on Craft, My People Are Dying." 


Tuesday, May 07, 2024

Late Night Tonight

Burn, oil, burn...

This Thursday: Michael Keith at the Virtual Dire Literary Series


Hosted by Timothy Gager. Click here to join the group and get information on how to join the call.

Click here to visit the author's website.


So Old

Jason Wright's latest Jagged Thought is up now at Oddball Magazine. 

Worried

Saw this "Caution/Pesticide Application/Keep Off" sign on my lawn and now I'm concerned for the rabbits that have been seen around my neighborhood for a while since being displaced by the construction a few blocks away. I don't want to Watership Down any of them!


How's Your Week Going?

Here's poet Liam Gaynor and artist DL Polonsky over at Oddball Magazine to make you feel better about your Tuesday.  

This Week's Most Distinguished Network Name

It's amazing what people will name their online networks. I'm always trying to hijack Wi-Fi when I'm commuting, so I often come across a number of interesting names. Every Tuesday, I post the most impressive and/or cringe-inducing names.

Network Name: Center But With An RE
Wish my phone's voice-to-text would remember the distinction...

Happy Birthday, Joe Kidd

 


Horrible Morning

Computer issues.

At least I fixed the problem. For now. 


Monday, May 06, 2024

Comics Spotlight: Mike Salva

Thank you for reading Oddball Magazine this Monday.

Is the Day Just Getting Started?

Or am I collasping once I get home?

Thus Spoke Steven

Steven David Justin Sills is starting a new series of prose essays on the subject of ethics. We welcome his latest offering and we art grateful to Richard Spisak for providing artwork. Read our latest offering now up at Oddball Magazine. 

Hooray!

Just got the bestest birthday invite ever.

Can't wait till June. 

That's right, I said it!

Can't wait till June. 

Now You Underthinkers Can See What It's Like

Anne Skove's latest overthought comic is up. Read "She who Laughs Lasts" at Oddball Magazine. 


Stone's Throw Issue #7 Out Now!


"Aim for the Thoughts and Prayers" is an issue years in the making ('bout time). Featuring poetry by Ari Whipple, Edward S. Gault, Rich Boucher, Shannon O’Connor, Erik Nelson, Noah Berlatsky, Luis Lázaro Tijerina, David P. Miller, Gary Duehr and Tony Brown. Cover illustration by David House, back cover poem and illustration by R.M. Engelhardt and additional artwork by Geoffrey Fallon and Luis Lázaro Tijerina.
 
Available for download here.

Edit: Reuploaded the issue to fix the cover. 

Jason Tags In Again

Publisher Jason Wright cameos one more time for Geofrey Fallon's interupted story storyline. 

This is comics, my friends. This type of tale happens more than you think. 

Read "The Secrets of Skinny People" and settle in for another Monday at Oddball Magazine. 

Up for May

Poetry and reviews from the May issue of North of Oxford are now up. See the latest issue edited by g emil reutter and Diana Sahms. 


Let's Cure That Case of the Mondays

Mark Lipman features at Stone Soup Poetry this Wednesday.

Flyer: Mark Lipman Makes it  May Day All Over Again - Stone Soup Poetry Continues its anniversary month with special feature Mark Lipman - Wednesday, May 8, 2024 7:00-9:00 P.M. ET - Open mic included! Donations appreciated! - Visit https://stonesouppoetry.blogspot.com/ for the Zoom link

May 8: For Stone Soup, Every Day is May Day with Mark Lipman


Stone Soup Poetry's anniversary month continues with the awesome features. It will be great to welcome back poet, editor, publisher, organizer and elemental force for poetry, Mark Lipman, this Wednesday on May 8.

Join us on May 8 from 7:00 to 9:00 PM ET by clicking this link.

The meeting ID is 827 7647 9595

Password: stonesoup

One for May

Submitted my limerick to Madeleine Begun Kane's latest limerick-off. The rest of you have until June 1 to submit a limerick with "slip" or "slipped" at the end of any line (or a limerick on the theme of deceit, or on based on a random word generated challenge). 


City Haiku

 
Monday reminds us
God can't ruin perfect day,
only people can.

I Know You're Curious

Here's the "Beavis and Butthead" segment that inspired Monday's music choice.

 

 


Happy Birthday, Richard Hoffman

 

 


Happy Birthday, Suzanne Mercury


 


Drugs Ruin Everything

It's just a cartoon illustration of a lure, but I still think it's a drug reference. 


This Week's Friendly Reminder

To all the police out there: You were not loved before by many people. In recent weeks, you are loved even less. If you can't at least understand why, you need to be something else.

Graffiti sticer: Still Not Loving Police

My Monday Morning Music

This week I'm focusing on music I discovered tor rediscovered hanks to classic  "Beavis and Butthead" making fun of their videos. First up is MC 900 Ft. Jesus.


 



Sunday, May 05, 2024

Your Weekly Dose of God

Yesterday I was handed this paper courtesy of The Universal Church of the Kingdom of God. They know how to catch your eye with a cover story like "How to change your family."


Happy Birthday, Jules Nyquist

 

 


Friday, May 03, 2024

My Friday Evening Music

Here's one more from Henry Rollins and Rollins Band. Enjoy the weekend. 



For Wisdom's Sake

Wise Words by Bruce Wise is up now at Oddball Magazine. Thanks for reading us this week.

Already Thinking Ahead

Thinking of a new issue of Stone's Throw already.

The issue's title: "Unalive the Algorithm!" 

Who's with me?

I'm Exhausted

Might be quiet for the rest of today unless something happens. 

Ever Wonder...

Janet Cormier's Bamboozled No More! is up now at Oddball Magazine.

Stone Soup Croutons, 5-1-24: They're Coming


Stone Soup Croutons is a weekly poem I write using lines and impressions selected from Stone Soup Poetry's open mic readers and features. I figure out a title (and sometimes the rest of the poem) later. You can read the other ones I've done since 2015 here.
 
I also have a book collecting the best of my first year of poems. Click here to purchase it.

Stone Soup Poetry turned fifty-three on Wednesday. It was an all-open mic due to some rescheduling of features that had to be done. We have a good list of performers this month. 

I'm pretty sure the first Stone Soup Crouton during Stone Soup's anniversary month is a bit of a downer I think it's the combination of getting older, feeling older, feeling every is futile, and still feeling exhausted after National Poetry Month. 

Yeah, this one's no different.

Hey, I had a pretty good April. This is the comedown.

Thanks for reading. 


They're Coming
 
Walking around like 
Holden Caulfield
in hunter's raiment
you never earned.

Happy Birthday, J.D. Scrimgeour

 

 


Happy Birthday, Dave Brinks

 

 


Happy Birthday, Tzynya Pinchback

 

 


My Friday Morning Music

I think I heard this in the Tower Records store. Not sure. It didn't get radio play, but this Led Zeppelin cover made an impression on me. 


 


T.G.I.F.

Picture of braying Donald Trump, words saying "T.G.I.F. Trump, Get Indicted Forever"
Inspired by DL Polonsky.

Thursday, May 02, 2024

Hurry Up!

Akitsu Quarterly is accepting submissions for their Fall/Winter 2024 issue. The call for work stops when their issue is filled. 


This Just In

Poets Reading the News is open now through May 20. Click here for guidelines. 


At Last


Now I'm ready to send out the proof of Stone's Throw #7 to the contributors. Took me long enough. 

Edit: Dammit! Now I'm waiting on one more person. This is going to be worth it, I swear. 

Karmic Cause and Effect

James Van Looy's poem column returns! It's All One Thing is ready to read over at Oddball Magazine. 

Practice Haiku

Trying to muster
seventeen damn syllables
to prove I'm awake.

Happy Birthday, Stevie Edwards

 


Stone Soup Poetry's Fifty-Third Anniversary All-Open Mic, 5-1-24

From this week's online gathering. Stone Soup Poetry is fifty-three years old! We'll be celebrating all of May by inviting old friends of Stone Soup back to perform. Keep watching.

 

 


The Anniversary Month Has Begun

Stone Soup kicked off it's fifty-third year nice. Thanks to all who attended and listened last night. Be with us next week as Mark Lipman features on May 8.


My Anti-Manifesto

I don't care if I'm getting older. I refuse to make "waiting to die" part of my personality!